Phone Post

[snarkersupreme]

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'This is Harry Dresden, if you want to leave a message do so when this thing makes a weird sound, and I'll get back to you as soon as I figure out how to check messages on this thing. If you want to leave a death threat I direct you towards my mailing address, and remind you a phone message does not convey the proper sense of menace.'

*beep*

Comments

[Call]

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

[RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING]

[Call]

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

[It takes three tries, but eventually]

Dresden House of Pizza, our Pizza is magic. How may I help you?

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

Oh, great, you're gonna be one of those people who answers the phone with dorky greetings, arentcha~?

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

Please Rikku, everything I do is dorky.

So, what is up?

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

Remember that test I had to go get? I just did it and it came back positive!

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

Well that's great...that's great right?

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

Yes, of course it's great! It means we don't have to worry about anything not working right, for one.

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

Then that's great! Seriously, you are a miracle worker Rikku.

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly, it's your baby!

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

Ah, but without you she'd never have made it out into the world.

TO ALL WHO READ THIS: THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THE CAR. NOT A KID.

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

Let's share the honor, how's that? Now, where are you? I'm hungry, and I deserve food if I'm a miracle worker.

Sure they are >.>

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

I can agree to that. Of course, you have to keep up your strength. I'm heading back from the Danger Room.

Shut up Anzy you agreed to this. IT IS THE CAR. I SWEAR.

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

Danger Room? Why are you in there?

I have no idea what you are talking about. HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED!

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

Homework.

Oh if your ladyfriend hasn't oppressed you yet, a tiny college freshman ain't gonna do either.

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

Only at Xavier's....meetcha in the kitchen?

She has, I just enjoy it

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

It's a date.

[call]

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

[riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing]

[call]

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

Dresden Upholstery, we make your house look better for cheaper.

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

[small giggle, but she sounds a little...off]

Oh, Harry.

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize I had a beautiful woman on the line. You will have to forgive me.

What's up?

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

I just had a really weird conversation with someone is all. D'you know that really icy girl? Kinda left a while back then came back?

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

Maeve? [Suddenly agitated] She's back?

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

I think so. But yeah, she...kinda freaked me out, honestly.

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

[Serious] She does that. You should stay away from her Rikku, nothing good will come from hanging around her.

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

Okay...you don't think I'm naive, do ya?

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

No, I just think Maeve is very good at what she does.

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

Okay...hey, where're you at? I need a hug.

[gettheeadonut.livejournal.com]

Just heading up from the garage now.

[pickinurpockets.livejournal.com]

Kay, I'll letcha shower and then prepare for a hug attack.